Sometimes a regular birthday card can be a little boring. A good way to liven it up is to include something humorous. So what better time to poke fun at a friend or yours than on their birthday! A funny wish about their birthday will get anybody chuckling, so take advantage of some of these funny birthday wishes and use them on your nearest and dearest or friends.
Another year older, but unfortunately none wiser
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Another year, another new place that aches
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.
Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
So many candles, such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.
They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.
To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.
You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.
You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!
You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Birthday!
If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.
Happy birthday. I guess we’ve reached the age when every compliment we get is typically accompanied by “for someone your age.”
They say that with age comes wisdom. I’m not so sure…I’ve met a lot of really stupid old people. So far, you’re not one of them. Happy birthday.